{"product_id":"tumbler-20oz-dei-3s","title":"Tumbler 20oz - DEI - 3s","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccording to man's Hierarchy of Needs, sex sits at the peak. But let's be honest—most of us are stuck at the bottom, desperately seeking sandwiches and silence. This 20oz Tumbler humorously reimagines the pyramid: survival instincts replaced with the real essentials of male life. It's the perfect statement piece for anyone who's ever questioned whether they're actually adulting correctly. Use it to spark conversations, earn knowing nods, and remind yourself that you're not alone in this chaotic hierarchy of existence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThings That Are Good to Know:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e20oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eGlossy Finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eStainless steel body (durable – rust resistant – stain resistant)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eDouble-wall insulation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eClear push-on plastic top with rubber gasket\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eDishwasher-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0in .75in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eStainless steel (body), plastic and rubber top \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FanVendor.com","offers":[{"title":"20oz","offer_id":49178605879604,"sku":"30526221416397854405","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0742\/2807\/2756\/files\/2653600095454029463_2048.jpg?v=1783220507","url":"https:\/\/fanvendor.com\/products\/tumbler-20oz-dei-3s","provider":"Fan Vendor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}