About Us

A New Direction

Welcome to FanVendor.com a company dedicated to ending the practice of terminating careers and restricting an individual’s ability to buy and sell due to perceived oppression or victimhood of others - what we term as the “Altar of Cancelation.” We will shine light on individuals and organizations promoting these practices “The Powers That Be” through humor and thought-provoking designs so that we may see an end to discriminatory D.E.I. policies and corporate/government centralization. It is our opinion that “Decentralization is the key” for the future of western civilization and “Individual God Given Rights”.

For America to have any chance of returning to what was once a civil prosperous society we believe assimilation of its citizenry is key and we hope to play our part in this information/cultural war by bringing people together through humor and exposing the ridiculous rules we live by in society today.

We are on a mission to represent the average person in America and other Western Nations who are sick and tired of being led to slaughter and made to stand by and watch as our God, our history, our culture, and our families are being perverted by those who see the American Citizen, specifically the Anglo population as THE enemy.

We are a White owned company. We are not sure why in modern society the race of your company owner matters but this is what America has become. We didn’t make the rules, we are just the ones who are going to break them. ALL OF THEM!

The White owner of this company - “The Silverball” is Southern Gen-X born, raised on comedies like Blazing Saddles, Porky’s, and Saturday Night Live - back when it was funny. Conan the Barbarian, Rambo, and Outlaw Jose Wales were his examples of masculinity, so if you do not have a strong sense of humor and/or a full sack of testosterone this site will be very triggering and we don’t have safe spaces.

While we know it didn’t start there, it is our opinion that after World War II America has become increasingly under attack from entities and individuals that seek to destroy the fabric of American life. Removing religion, family, and individual responsibility from American society and replacing it with lawlessness, broken families, and degeneracy.

This shift took place slowly over time, usually through lawsuits and other legal action focusing first on Christianity and American traditions like the Pledge of Allegiance. However, the most successful tool used by the “Powers That Be” were educational and cultural warfare such as, television, movies, sports, and other programing.

The Plan: Divide and Conquer in-order to gain “Centralized Control” of ALL systems.

At the heart of our organization is a simple conviction: the story of America and its founding must live on, from courageous founders, fearless innovators, and ordinary people who chose extraordinary paths. We believe America was founded on the principle of “God Given Individual Rights” and the success of America depends on the “Assimilation” of communities, not division and/or diversity. Part of that assimilation comes from laughing at ourselves and each other. Racist jokes are funny, sexist jokes are funny, gay jokes are funny, can’t we ALL get over ourselves and just have a good time?

As you can imagine our Mission is not a popular one with the U.S. Government, Corporations, or Social Justice organizations. That’s why we need your support!

Why Choose Us?

We provide high quality products that offer something for everyone. Whether it is for yourself, a friend, or even that crazy uncle no one likes to talk about we got you! Please let us know if you would like to see one of our designs placed on a different product or if you have a special idea in mind, we are here to help.

WE STAND WITH OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE UK AND WESTERN NATIONS AROUND THE GLOBE! 

*We DO NOT support ANY political party or ANY organized movement ANYWHERE!

*We DO NOT support “OFFENSIVE” violence by individuals, sexes, races, or NATIONS.

*We Do support “PERSONAL WINGSPAN DEFENSE” as a God Given Right!

*The owner of FanVendor.com would never do harm to HIMSELF or OTHERS!